holy jings Batman it's a Wanger

"Hello. Today we're going to learn how to keep warm in Arctic Conditions. My name is Jennifer and I'll be your guide for the next seven weeks" She was awful big I thought as I unzipped and zipped my thermal bivouac bag (tested by NASA), but maybe that's what you had to be when you spent most of your life trecking through the icy tundra of Greenland and the North Pole.
That's right folks, I've decided to go even further north and see if I can carry a record player all the way to the North Pole. I'm trying to set a world record for dancing under the Aurora Borealis. I've got seven seven inch vinyl hits which I intend to play back to back for three days while I dance. The aim is not to repeat any one dance move over the whole 72 hour period (Euw! Periods!) otherwise you can be disqualified for lack of originality.
It's a tough challenge so wish me luck.
Today I'm just packing though so don't wish me luck for that.
Although actually if you saw the colour of the thermal bivouac bag you might decided I need a bit of luck. It's so 'Army and Navy'.

love lvoe
MrMxxxx