has anyone seen missy?

'Missy the PoopDog who sadly passed away last year seems to be making a comeback in the small hamlet of Aqua Champagne. Villagers swear they have seen the face of the dog appearing to them at night. One inhabitant of the cotton rich area said "I woke up to find Missy lickin' my face all over. At first I thought it was a terrible mistake, but on second thoughts I realised Missy was trying to cheer me up for the loss of my German Shepherd, Hans. It worked!" So, for all you dog lovers out there just remember that when you're lying in bed at night, wondering what happened to that loveable Picanese or that old friend of yours, Champ, they're probably wandering the small hamlets of France along with Missy the PoopDog.'

I found this story in my local newspaper. People have real strange ideas, don't they.

M xxx