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Then the military are allowed in.
"How are you going to pay for college?
Have you ever considered a part time army reserve to pay for that?
It might be an option for you.
How would it hurt you to sit down and talk to me?
Alright, thanks alot, thanks, bye."

We know what happened the last time we called.
Gee Whizzz! Aint it pretty here?
It sure is.
Gosh. I mean just look at all the...those things.
Buildings.
Yeah. They're so beautiful.
Kansas is beautiful.
It sure is.
God's own country.
God's Jesus own Country.
God's ass Jesus own Country.
Goddammit, stop saying that.
What?
That word.
What?
That word that you just said. That word 'Ass' that's what word.
Did I say Ass?
Yes.
Godddammit. I wish I hadn't said 'Ass'. It does me no good in the eyes of the lord.
It certainly does not.
It does me no good at all in good old fashioned Middle America.
I love you Dave
I love you John.
(They Kiss passionately. Dave rips off John's shirt)
You have the arms of Jesus.
Yes.
You have Jesus' nipples.
Yes.
You have the chest of Jesus.
Thankyou.
I love Jesus!