Asshole in Idaho

I dunno why I named this post 'Asshole in Idaho', it just kinda slips off the tongue like a well-oiled baby sweetcorn. So, what's been happening. Well, the other day, Thursday last to be precise, I entered myself into the world Midgit car championships. It was awesome. These cars are so cool, they are tiny and you can only get one toe into the driving seat, so you have to do all the steering using your arms and the wind, but the tinyness of the car belies the strength of the engine, which can take you up to speeds of five hundred miles per hour, that's 500Mph in techno-jargon-speak. So I was racing along, arms flailing all over the place when I saw this totally dishy guy in the audience and I was like, Oh My God! It's Jude Law and it wasn't, but it looked a lot like him. That's how dishy he was.

He was even wearing a dressing gown, just like this picture of Jude Law that I found on the Internet, so you can see how I might've mistaken the two.
Ooh, here's a picture of a midget car a bit like the one I was driving.

Only this isn't really a midget version, this is for normal sized people.
I say normal I mean 'usual'

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