The Library
So, I've joined this library right. In Britain (and especially in Scotland I've noticed) a library is a place to go when it's really cold outside. They have free heating and computer access and if you're feeling bored you can often find a little coffee machine that spits out a kind of instant version of a cappucino (I don't know what they use to make it foam). But it seems the thing people most enjoy doing is getting drunk and smelly and then coming into the library and standing next to me while I'm trying to read a book and shouting loudly about how bad the night before was. Well, of course it was bad, you're a smelly old man who badly needs to be in hospital to treat your jaundice!
Goodbye
M xx

Mustapha Jones
Janice Fudd

