The life changing events that have not only allowed me to say "Yes, I am a gay gun-runner" but also "and I'm NOT ashamed!". Basically how me and my friend Janice are changing the world and still having to find a way to get to school on time and other fun stuff, like sex! and...eating, our experiences with quorn, the fun we have with Mr Gilligan and the time Janice nearly exploded in the supermarket. Cool huh? Yeah!
Being totally in Luuuuuve. I forgot to mention that Richard has three nipples. At first I thought it was a joke and tried to pull it off, but it wasn't. I figure it just makes him all the more special. Like a big candy-floss, but in an unusual colour, like mauve.
posted by Mustapha Jones at 3:36 PM
I am a teenager living a trashy life in suburbia with trashy parents and a really boring brother who doesn't even realise how gifted I am. I've got great friends though and we do fun things and make sure that we've got stories to tell our kids, well, someone's kids.
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