Windowlene and Black Boots

Monday. (Seventh Day Adventist Current Bun Bake-off)
School in ten minutes. Just had to get back on my computer after my mom checked it out for pornographic downloads. It was really quite embarassing. I thought I'd wiped everything, but then she found this picture of Jamie and I was like "Oh, it's just a guy at school. God! I don't even know how it got there" I think she might suspect something. Yesterday she asked me if I had a girlfriend. I just said all the usual stuff like how I was working too hard. I hate lying to her. I'm thinking of making her believe Janice to be my girlfriend. You know. I could let her come into my bedroom and scrabble up off the bed adjusting my pants and stuff. Janice could just get one of her breasts out I reckon. That would probably draw my mom's eye plenty and, hey presto! She'll quit bugging me.
Gotta' go. I said I'd meet Deborah and Cerise before class and style their hair. I hate Cerise so I'm thinking of a French plait, but Deborah's nice, kind of quiet a geeky, she only hangs around with Cerise to be used as a kind of verbal ash-tray for that spiteful girls ramlings. I'll do something nice for her.
Bye.
Oh, this is a big wheel I found:
It's got two boats on it. Interesting huh?