Ah no! Run ya cows, it's the polis!

Friday. Friday. Friday. (Christmas. Taiwan)
I'm tired. So tired. Like my feet are chained to the floor.
Broke up with Jamie. Well, in my head anyway. I'm not sure he was so upset, or that he even realised what a great relationship we've been having. I'm mean with the touch and the "Hey! Wassup?" we'd been getting along better than any two people I know. It was like dreamy for me, but that's all gone now. I finally said Enough is Enough is Enough. I can't go on, I can't go on no more yeah.
I've been avoiding him ever since, but hopefully we can still be friends.
JANICE!
She is so annoying. You just can't stay mad with her for long. When she found out that I had been psychologically in a long-term relationship with Jamie (like, three weeks!) she said no to going out with him. I tried to change her mind. Said it didn't matter, but I think she picked up on my real feelings and told him to shove it! He was quite shocked I think, to have Janice refuse a date. It must've really hurt him, but NO! I don't care, I must stay strong and be filled with hatred for him. That way me and Janice can stay best friends, hopefully forever, and never let a man get in the way.
Besides I've met someone else. His name's Richard. He's so sweet. I saw him in the supermarked the other day. He totally stared at my ass in dairy. Then, when I was looking for some organic sunflower seeds I saw him again, looking at bags of wheat, but he wasn't really because as soon as I left he followed. It was really exciting because he is HOT! I managed to get a picture of someone who looks a bit like him. Hang on...

There. He looks just like this, but with clothes on and standing up.
God, my posts are so long. I'm verbose beyond my years. I should be cute and young and brief.
Bye.