Three Nips!? What's Going On?
Tuesday (Lemons on sale again)
Richard. Richard. RICHARD! He's so gorgeous. The other day he texted me just to say how nice I was. Aaaahhhh! We've got such a good relationship. I tell him everything and he listens. The other day I was telling him about my family and how my little brother had just started farting all the time. Like, when he's in my bedroom before I get home and then I'm there and there's like, this poo smell everywhere. And he didn't even bat an eyelid, he's so understanding. Then he said that he'd been having some problems with his brother...I woke up a half hour later and told him how great he was and that I feel so relaxed with him that I can fall asleep, just like that. And believe me, if you knew me, you'd realise how UNUSUAL that is (extra emphasis on the unusual there).
School's been shitty because me and Janice had a fight with Claire and Magnolia Desiree. All I did was ask them where they shopped because I thought Janice might like some of the stuff they wore. They looked at me like...like totally homophobically and when I told Janice she went up to their car and spat on the bonnet then rubbed it to spell 'Bitches'. We didn't realise their little brother was in the back seat. He's a dwarf and he was wearing a suit that matched the upholstery. Needless to say my Fashion & Photography lessons haven't been too great. Magnolia is queen of that particular class and she keeps sabotaging my crochet project. It's not fair. Still, I've got Richard to talk to and that's just...HEAVEN!
Bye.
Mustapha Jones
Janice Fudd


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