The Scurge of the Car

Today I went out and saw that there are a lot of cars around. They're everywhere. One of them was parked up on the pavement which is where I like to walk, then I noticed that they all were. So, I walked in the road and when a car came along I said I was parked and that they would have to drive along the pavement. One man who was dressed to the nines said
"Oh you ***ing nobfuck" and I was like, "What?" and he was like "Gonny get oot ma heed?" and I said "Sir, I do not know what you're saying, but I'm fairly sure it isn't pleasant, now begone!" and he tried to run me over.
Mmmmm, it's cold.
My feet are above the duvet. Perhaps they should be under it.
There, now they're under it.
mmmmm
So, how are you?
I'm fine thanks. How are you?
Oh, not so bad. I like your website.
Oh, thanks, it's just a little thing I do.
Well, it's not only intellectually stimulating, it's also well-rounded.

love love
M xx