My Eyes are Really Eye-LIke

I've got this thing. I can't stop looking at myeyes. Like, really looking. Deep. In the mirror. I think there's something in there. Right at the back. like a man or something. There's a man at the back of my eyes. And he doesn't say anything. he just looks.
I think Janice has been secretly dating Jamie, but I'm over it so I'm not going to say anything. K. D. Lang is so cool. Is she dead? Only a friend said 'No Musty, she's totally dead.' I can't find much about her. She's so cool. So is Ronald Raegan, remember him, the old president. I just found out off the internet that he was a MOVIE STAR. How weird is that? A movie star president, maybe he thought he was in a really long running sitcom. Like Cheers, but instead of a bar, he was in the Oval Office. Otherwise, why would he have killed so many people, unless he thought it wasn't real.