Hot Latin Men and BEANHEAD!

Tuesday (Ladies Day. Glamorganshire Gold Club)

Yesterday was so hot my Adam's Apple stopped working. I couldn't do anything about it. It just siezed up. Mom told me to drink oil. So, of course, I did no such thing. She don't know shit about me. I just sat in my room and waiting for it to work again. It's working now.
School sucks at the moment. Jamie has taken the split so badly. He's barely spoken two words to me. Meanwhile, Janice has begun an affair with vice-principal Bean, or BEANHEAD as we call him. I don't know what she thinks she's doing. She's playing with fire. It's one of the most exciting things that's ever happened in our school though and I'm sworn to secrecy. Last night I nearly told Julio (who I'm now having an affair with), but I didn't even tell him. Janice said noone is to know and for once in my life I think she's probably right.

Julio's hot though. He followed me home on Sunday night after class. He thought I didn't see him and flew like a dark shadow from corner to corner, following me. But I see EVERYTHING! I even butched up my walk so he wouldn't think he was totally betraying his macho Hispanic roots.
Anyhow, it turns out he totally loves me. I've decided to play hard to get after the heartbreak of Jamie so I didn't let him touch me. I just gave him a smouldering look and tangoed my way through the front door, slamming the door behind me.
Here's a pic of his brother. Julio's almost exactly the same minus the cat suit and girl. Just put me where she is and it's a pretty accurate picture.